April 2012
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i love how as soon as my mom comes home from work, the house is immediently filled with tension. and then she yells, and then wonders why we’re all in a bad mood.
um?
March 2012
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i’m going to start crying because esther is trolling me with liam and EVERYTHING HURTS.
Harry Potter is better if you change the word...
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“A magic willy… this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.”
“Yes, yes. I thought I’d be seeing you soon. Harry Potter.” It wasn’t a question. “You...
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Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
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johancruyff:
it’s really fucking inconsiderate of you to be attractive if you’re not planning on fathering my children
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