January 2012
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so both my plans and my back up plans got cancelled.
apparently, god does not want me to get wasted tonight. he doesn’t want me to hit some fine ass booty at midnight. fuck. this. shit.
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when plans get cancelled at the last minute and...
http://ihatefaberry.tumblr.com/ →
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Hot For Teacher.
turnitupalltheway:
Well. Here it is. Teacher James. I sure do hope it lives up to everyone’s expectations. God knows you’ve all been asking for weeks about it… I kind of really like this one, though, so it wasn’t a total waste or anything. :D
Same disclaimer, sexual situations, don’t like, don’t read. Without further ado, Hot For Teacher.
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December 2011
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i can’t stop listening to ‘domino’ by jessie j.
it’s my jammmm!
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
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It's the last day of the year.
jmazzabs:
If there’s something you’re yearning to know, put it in my ask.
Or, you can just put some sexual questions in there
or you can troll me.
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band member: hi
me: i love you
band member: i love you too
me: want to have sex
band member: what
me: what
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i don’t care what anyone says about john mayer, he is perfect and flawless and can do no wrong.
Before 2011 is over, I want anyone someone to go... →
